Literature
A Lot Can Change Pt. 2
Yesterday was pretty interesting.
Is what I'd say if I suddenly found out, I dunno, that I was secretly Leonardo Di Caprio's long lost brother.
'Interesting' is the wrong word for what yesterday was.
What yesterday was was. . . mind blowingly amazing.
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Let's start at the beginning.
Yesterday was my birthday, and I woke up to the terrifying-yet-incredibly-sexy sensation of being smothered by my girlfriend, Caitlyn's amazingly fat ass pressing down on my chest.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, Caitlyn got the note I left her. And things have actually been moving really fast ever since then. She had some kind of a thing,